Penis amputated 'by accident'

1 posted on 08/09/2002 4:19:01 AM PDT by Rodney King

Kenny should've kept his hood up. =8-0>

2 posted on 08/09/2002 4:24:26 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj

I can't wait to see the reply's on this thread!
NeverGore :^)

3 posted on 08/09/2002 4:25:05 AM PDT by nevergore

To: CholeraJoe; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; one_particular_harbour

4 posted on 08/09/2002 4:25:47 AM PDT by xsmommy

Talk about having a bad day. I don't think I will compain much about anything today. OUCH!

5 posted on 08/09/2002 4:30:40 AM PDT by BOBWADE

Full recovery requires four to six weeks of abstinence from sexual activity...............
I would say that this, at best, if an understatement.

6 posted on 08/09/2002 4:31:19 AM PDT by YOMO

Full recovery requires four to six weeks of abstinence from sexual activity...............
I would say that this, at best, if an understatement.

7 posted on 08/09/2002 4:31:20 AM PDT by YOMO

To: Rodney King; dighton

"OOOPS? OOOPS? What do you mean by "OOOPS"?!

8 posted on 08/09/2002 4:32:26 AM PDT by BlueLancer

The Saga of John Wayne Bobbitt
(sung to the tune 'In the Jungle')
by Steve Longlad

A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

In the village, the quiet village, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the village, the quiet village, Lorrena creeps tonight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena gets the knife.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, John pissed off his wife tonight,
In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, she chopped with all her might.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, Lorena speeds tonight,
On the roadway, the village roadway, she tossed his weenie right.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, they searched for half the night,
On the roadway, the village roadway, they found his weinie sliced.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and make my weinie right.
Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and sew it back on tight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

9 posted on 08/09/2002 4:39:20 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore)

To: one_particular_harbour

had that vasectomy yet?

11 posted on 08/09/2002 4:58:02 AM PDT by xsmommy

"Hi, I'm Dr. Nick!"

12 posted on 08/09/2002 4:59:02 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler

Sign in the local hospital doing procedure: WANTED...CIRCUMCISION MACHINE OPERATOR....ALL THE TIPS YOU MAKE & A CHANCE TO GET A HEAD!!!LOL

13 posted on 08/09/2002 5:00:19 AM PDT by Fighter@heart

"On a similar note, a Mexican oral surgeon accidentally beheaded a patient who came in for a tooth extraction."

15 posted on 08/09/2002 5:01:58 AM PDT by RightOnline

Victim: I said "a little off the top"

Doc: OH, I thought you said "give the little guy a chop"

16 posted on 08/09/2002 5:02:10 AM PDT by Revelation 911

17 posted on 08/09/2002 5:06:52 AM PDT by Revelation 911

To: Revelation 911

18 posted on 08/09/2002 5:13:04 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks

He just needs someone to kiss it and make it all better....

19 posted on 08/09/2002 5:13:32 AM PDT by hobbes1

To: one_particular_harbour; CholeraJoe; hobbes1

being a urologist means never having to say you're sorry....

20 posted on 08/09/2002 5:17:57 AM PDT by xsmommy

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