[Inkie]

Now, let's get anatomically correct here. If we go with the human model, there are two armpits on opposite sides of the body. That would be, naturally, California and New York. Let's add the nostrils to the mix. That would be Minnesota and Michigan, whose nose hairs are not doing their job of filtering out the impurities (read "dirt") this nation is breathing in. Finally, we would have that nether orifice whose name is synonymous with everything we detest. That would be Arkansas, from whence Bill Clinton was excreted.

The mind boggles.

[Paul Atreides]

Well, you have to first consider what a liberal would consider an armpit state; no militant homosexual agenda (especially in the schools), no unquestioning acceptance of abortion, no militant feminism, no envirowhackos, no avante garde artsy fartsies, etc. Now, I don't know much about the state of Arkansas and, while it did produce Bubba, I would have to say that the other armpit would be Massachussetts. I am going on the overall contributions to society.