[Dakmar]

Naw, I ain't filling out all that paperwork. If the Transies get their sex-o-change-o jobs done on the public dime (in SF,CA, anyway), I don't see why I should have to contribute to my own betterment. It's those lousy doctors, after all, that are telling me I should lose weight, it's not my idea.

[EODGUY]

"It's those lousy doctors, after all, that are telling me I should lose weight, it's not my idea."

I can feel the pain and suffering in your typed word. These doctors need to be sued.....yeah, I'll grab the next person I see running after an ambulance and retain him/her to represent you. And we can go after candy makers, fast food joints (although that's actually being done already) and beer brewers.........anyone who manufacturers anything that promotes weight gain.

I do, however, suggest that we settle quickly and out of court with the beer company. You know, like free beer for the rest of our lives. Plus it would make the rest of the litigation seem to go much faster.

These are merely suggestions, Dak, but I think we're onto something here that could result in the accumulation of stacks of dead presidents.