To: EODGUY
I guess I neglected to mention it, but I'm about 6'1", 240 lbs. That may be a problem, but since I think I'm just a welterweight born into a heavy set mans body, I suppose we can correct that with taxpayer funded surgery as well.
61 posted on
08/07/2002 5:17:45 PM PDT by
Dakmar
To: Dakmar
Point well taken, Dak. We may have a lift problem, but hey, have you ever seen a 747? Who would believe that baby could fly?
I don't know if taxpayer funded surgery is the answer, but what do you think of declaring yourself a protected species, requiring taxpayer funded grants for R and D, equipment, office space etc. to enable us to determine how we can ensure you are preserved?
I'd say we could convince some tree hugging schmuck in Washington to fund us for a few decades.
What do ya say compadre, are we the next Orville and Wilbur or what???
62 posted on
08/07/2002 5:27:10 PM PDT by
EODGUY
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