Everyone in the field has to eat those dreaded meals for a few weeks at a time.............AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
BTW.........your Mom's a gem.
I once offered an MRE to my 125lb male Akita.
(Pause for timing)
My dog bit me.
(insert snare drum flam here)
C's were much better tasting, also the empty cans could
be rigged with a pinless grenade and a trip wire.
Try that with a left over plastic/aluminum MRE wrapper.