Billy Bob moved to Chicago from Tennessee. One night in late November the weatherman announced there would be 5 to 7 inches of snow overnight and you should park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street.
Billy Bob said, "Jeez, snow," and dutifully moved his car.
A few nights later the news report said there would be 8 to 10 inches of snow and cars should be parked on the even-numbered side of the street.
"Jeez, more snow," Billy Bob said and moved his car.
A week and a half later Billy Bob and Mama were watching the 10 O'clock news during a new snowstorm and the reporter said there would be "18 inches of snow by morning and you should park your car....."
At which point the power went off. Billy Bob didn't know where to put the car so he asked Mama what she thought.
After a short hesitation and a long gulp of beer she said "Shucks, Billy Bob ... why not just take a chance and leave it in the garage this time."
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I am glad you like the profile of GailA and agree that she is One of FR's Finest....I am linking her website again here as it is on tripod and sometimes it does not link, for reasons unclear to me.
THROW AWAY THE KEYS link hereIt is hard to believe that a convicted murderer can come up for parole 6 times in 13 years, isn't it.
Reminds me of Sharon Tate's Mom here in California. She had to go to the parole hearings for Charles Manson to prevent his parole. She used to go on t.v. and urge everyone to write letters to the Parole Board in protest. She did this every few years until she died a few years ago. Now her daughter, Sharon's sister, has taken over and we see her from time to time on t.v. or in the papers reminding folks that Charlie still gets parole hearings and we need to keep writing letters letting the parole board know we do not wish him to be let out into society ever again. Amazing....
