How bout a billboard with Mohammed holding a beer? How 'bout this:
Moses, Jesus and Muhammed crouched around a coffee table playing quarters with Bhudda passed out on the couch behind them.
Hey! If you got a beef with religion, might as well cover all your bases.
(yeah, yeah, I know....All your covered bases are belong to us blah, blah, blah...)
There is an Israel brand of beer called "Knight" beer. The Hebrew word for "knight" is abir. When the maker was asked why he gave his brand of beer this name, he said, "When an Israeli comes into a bar, he'll say Ten li abir!. When an American comes in, he'll say 'Give me a beer!' Either way they'll get Abir."