[MinorityRepublican]

John Rocker is a moron. The reason I said this is that he trusted the media in the first place.

But now he learned his lesson.

Never trust the media!

[Jeff Chandler]

...saved 24 games in 2000 and 23 last season...

How old is Rocker, and how bad is his injury? I'm thinking the Diamondbacks might need a closer after Hyome Ryun Kim finally sustains a neck injury following the path of the ball over his head and into the wild blue yonder.