In the movie The Inn of the Sixth Happiness, Ingrid Bergman plays a young Englishwoman who goes to China as a missionary. She makes a practice of telling stories from the Bible while people are eating in the inn. One day a non-Christian Chinese man who has been listening to her stories fills in for her. He manages to get the stories all jumbled together: Noah is a ship captain who brings presents to the Baby Jesus, etc.
Following the light from a light house, lol.