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To: CIB-173RDABN
"If we are lucky it will be like two scorpions fighting to the death."

My image of the feud match is Teddy and Hilde in wrestler's tights, complete with bizarre masks. Oiled and sweating they wrestle on the floor of the Madison Square Garden ring while "their people" scream for blood.

Beastie gets Teddy in a hammer lock and makes him pound the mat all the while confessing his sins. In the wink of an eye, Teddy rolls over, catching Bruenhilde in an unguarded moment.

He straddles her and she kicks fiercely, promising not to "do it again", Do what again? Teddy yells hoarsely.

"I, I, I won't run again"....she cries. "What!" the crowd roars, "you must, you must sacrifice yourself again for us" and when Teddy puts her neck in the ropes the throng snatches her and begins to pass her from row to row.

In only two minutes she is torn into lumps of fat and Teddy raises his clasp hands in victory.

A true Democratic victory was won tonight folks.

31 posted on 08/04/2002 10:04:03 AM PDT by GalvestonGal.com
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To: GalvestonGal.com
The thought of Hitlary torn apart like the OTHER Jezebel has some nice Biblical resonance. I would not feed that disgusting mass of fetid flesh (hitlary) to a dog though. I like dogs too much!
34 posted on 08/04/2002 8:23:11 PM PDT by CARepubGal
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