[DeaconBenjamin]

That's what I call way too much disposable income.

[hinckley buzzard]

What a sophisticated and advanced civilization they have there in the Middle Kingdom. No wonder they feel superior to the rest of the world.

Sheesh. Why does the term "rice monkey" come to mind.

[buffyt]

They ARE living in the stone age!

[stands2reason]

Hilarious! At first I didn't understand quite what the headline meant, but after reading the story, it obviously means what it says. LOL!!!

[P7M13]

If you follow Kit Carson's definition of a good indian, these are good wives.

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[rdb3]

That's what I call way too much disposable income.

You got that right!

What part of AR do you live?

[gcruse]

More news you can use.

[Cachelot]

I'm sure there's 72 virgins in here somewhere...

[Young Werther]

I sense a screenplay. Hows 'bout, "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dumb!!!!"

[US admirer]

In the immortal words of Richard Jenny, I have only one word to say about this: "What the f---?????"

[martin_fierro]

Filing this story under "WTF?".

[boris]

"The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman."

[SamAdams76]

What if they get divorced? That must make things awfully complicated.

[Bedford Forrest]

If we are talking about digging up dead broads, the Sinkmaster has to be involved. After all, dead broads are his favorites; They never talk to the press and they never look askance at his gerbils.