Not even going to dignify that with an answer.
I live in reality land..with 2 lovely daughters.. 1 who is 18, and does not curse, drink, smoke, or have sex...nor has she expressed a desire to. She goes to church regularly, and participates in many healthy hobbies like arts and crafts and cooking.
News flash, sparky. Your kid may not curse around you, but I'd bet dollars to donuts when she gets around her friends it's a different story. Unless of course, when she's not busy "going to church regularly" you keep her locked in her room. I'm not trying to demean your daughter, because I'm certain she's a wonderful child and you're very proud of her. I just think it unlikely that of all the teenagers in this country, you have the one child that is absolutely perfect. I attend lots of church/school functions were the kids are absolute angels around their parents. I've also seen some of these kids in different settings (county fairs, things like that) where there parents weren't around and somehow these kids forget to bring their halos with them. Doesn't make them bad kids, just normal kids doing what normal kids do.
Just found out you were male...not my fault, you talk like a soccer mom.
What's my being male got to do with the price of tea in China? You talk like an idiot whose head is wedged up their a$$, what gender should I assume you are?