[Born to Conserve]

Yea, that's disgusting, but what's new?

I stopped watching Saturday Night Live 25 years ago when Dan Akroyd and O. J. Simpson french kissed.

If you have kids, put a lock on the TV and the computer.

[Paul Atreides]

I only saw two of the skits, the Different Strokes skit and part of the Partridge Family skit, but the whole show seems to revolve around sex. The only funny parts in the show were those that did not have a sexual angle to them.

[Born to Conserve]

My definition of "REAL AMERICAN": Citizen of the U.S.A. and not citizen of any other country.

Duel citizenship is bullshit. You've got to choose.

P.S. You are an assumptive ass.

[Eaker]

Yea, that's disgusting, but what's new?

Describes you pretty well. Have a smoke and relax.