Okay wise guy, here goes. I better see some REALLY P.O.'d Libertarian saucer-chasers when I'm done, or YOU LOSE.
Hey, Libertarians::
I hear all the pot growers are losing their crops down there in Southern Oregon where the fires are. Does that mean they're going to have to go get a real job now?? They're not going to be able to plant their dope there next year either, since it's going to be a blackened mess for a couple of years and the cops are going to be able to see where they've been sneaking back into the woods to plant their dope.
Of course, a cop friend of mine tells me that when he busted one of them, its hippy girlfriend showed up at the cop shop with $20K IN CASH to bail her dirtbag squeeze out of jail, and when she dumped the $$ 20K CASH$$ - yeah, you heard me right - on the counter to pay for liberating his sorry ass, *guess* what fell out of her purse???
Food stamps.
So I guess they can just go on public welfare until the forest grows back so they can go back to planting dope in it...
(Gee, I wonder how many of them are out on the fire lines trying to stop the fires, vs. how many of them are sitting in front of the TV smoking a "Doobie" and watching the news coverage of the fires????)
Or... I suppose maybe there's enough green areas left - particularly on people's private property, where they can get the landowner busted for growing pot that he didn't even know was there... But I forgot, that's all the Government's fault for passing Bad Laws; the dope growers don't have any responsibility for that - they're just "Doing Their Thing, Man" (right?).
Yeah really... If we just repealed the pot laws, all the dope growers would just go back to being ordinary citizens and stop planting explosive boobytraps on people's private property and quit murdering each other and they'd all go get a job at IBM... Yeah, that's it - it's all those dope laws making them do it.
OK now... I'd better hear some SPECTACULAR wails from Libertarians...