[Lazamataz]

I store my shotgun by the door, muzzle up, with a small sandwich bag over the end to keep out the dust and spiders. Works for me, same with the rifle.

Important tip: TAKE THE SANDWICH OUT OF THE BAG!

;^)

[Poohbah]

Yeah, powder residue makes the sandwich taste funny.

[Redcloak]

I dunno... There's something appealing about the idea that a goblin's last sight on earth will be of a baloney and cheese sandwich flying at him.