[Shooter 2.5]

Ok, this story won't beat your's.
I was a bachelor party and this drunk, well, one of the drunks anyway, pulled a knife on me but we were on opposite sides of a table.

I pulled out a PEZ dispensor.

The drunk said, "What the hell is that?
I said, "It's a PEZ dispensor. Do you want one?"
He said, "Sure".
I gave him one of the candies, and that was the end of the little disagreement.

[Ben Bolt]

HAH .. Busted ! You omitted the fact that the guy was diabetic .. And you knew it too . Hey now ..

[Poohbah]

Ok, this story won't beat your's.

Actually, it did.

Note to self: get PEZ dispenser for aid in resolving interpersonal disputes.