Wow! As I've read down this thread, your obvious ignorance is getting more and more difficult to ignore!
Here, why don't you just say this nad be done with it:
"Hey, your arguments are invalid 'cause everyone knows that anyone who smokes pot is just worthless to EVERYONE - the DEA says so! Oh yeah, the sky is falling and there's global warming too! Anyone who smokes dope is EEEEVIL!!! They're all wife-beaters and child-neglecters and work-place slackers!"
Yeah? And they'll clean out your supply of Twinkies in a heartbeat if you don't keep an eye on them!
I'm thinking more along the lines of a pint of Ben and Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough or cookies n cream. :P