Execept for the one on the top of his head ....
Wow.
I haven't read kind of cutting edge original banter since...I dunno..."Bewitched" re-runs on "Nick and Nite."
While you are at it, why not--I know--do a parody of my name to insult...that's almost as original. You could call me, for example, "A Liberal Line's Behind" or maybe "He got behind a liberal's lies."
anyway...Excuse me while I shrink away, having been so thoroughly chastised by you Noel Cowardesque brand of side splitting humor.