[jayef]

Cute. Here's mine:

I busted my wife in the mouth, because i got drunk
wouldn't let her leave the house, because i got drunk
I'm pickling my liver and I smell like a skunk,

because I got drunk
because I got drunk
because I got drunk

Got in a fight at the bar, because i got drunk
went right out and wrecked my car, because i got drunk
now i lost my licence and i am such a punk

because I got drunk
because I got drunk
because I got drunk

I was gonna go to work, but i got drunk
can't wait to tell my boss he's a jerk, when i am drunk
can't get of the government sauce and i'm hooked on this junk

because I got drunk
because I got drunk
because I got drunk

[knighthawk]

Good one!