[COB1]

"Does he ever catch any speeders?"

Ma'am, speeders in Texas know it's futile to try to outrun a good quarter horse!
That one is about fourteen hands tall, so that cop just chunks the ticket in the window as he rides by!

[Aeronaut]

Ma'am,

Uh, that'd be sir if you don't mind. LOL

[Billie]

Ma'am, speeders in Texas know it's futile to try to outrun a good quarter horse! That one is about fourteen hands tall, so that cop just chunks the ticket in the window as he rides by!

Ma'am?! Aeronaut! I never knew!