[Mudboy Slim]

They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

"If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

We need a *witness* to this; know anyone trustworthy hangin' around who could act as a notary of sorts?
Not that I don't trust ya or anything like that, Mud.
Of course, I do.
(it's just that part of Clintigula's legacy [upon me] I can't shake... :o) )

You're ON!
You mark your ol' calendar, kid.

Yes indeed.
A Virginny ham, Richmond Ale, & Macanudos are enough to make me sound like the good Robert E. Lee himself, & in no time a'tall!

"Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail..."

HA!!!
Ok, then let the games begin.

...let's roll!