Look, Listen, and Learn, Ye of Little Faith!!
T-MAXmyB!+C#!!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we haunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our money fightin' 'gainst what's Right!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DumbOl'RATS!!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
EX-Prez'dent just oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
INDICT the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, Left can kiss my A$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(Fade to finish...)
Yip yip yip YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWW...MUD
Alright, that does it Muddy1.
I've an idea...
They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002?
I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best.
If they *don't*??
I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?
Be careful, now; &, think over the wager very carefully.
...this one's a *genuine* sucker's bet! {g}