Black IX: "MAC-AULIFFE!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McLowlife...NOW!!!)

The Mysterious MudCave ^ | 31 July 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

" 'DemonRATS Slitting Their Own Throats', Says ZigZagZell Miller"

"It's almost as if the president is being blackmailed - that if he wants people transferred to one department, he's got to be willing to give up powers that every president since Jimmy Carter has had to use them," said Sen. Phil Gramm, Texas Republican. Gramm and Miller have joined forces to write another proposal designed to combine Democrats' structure for the new department with the flexibility and union rules items the president has said are non-negotiable, a proposal Bush has endorsed. Sen. Miller warned his fellow Democrats that they won't be able to hide behind their support of the president on Iraq if they oppose him on homeland security. "There's some of this around here," he said. "No senator should think that they can oppose the president on this, and then just come back and cover their rear by voting with him on Iraq. They're making a terrible mistake if they think they can do that."

RATS are headin' fer a buzz-saw in November!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

My question is which way will Zell vote?

[Mudboy Slim]

"My question is which way will Zell vote?"

Fer Senate Majority Leader?! After the GOP picks up 3-4 Senate seats in November, I sincerely expect both he and Breaux to be looking really hard at becoming Independents and caucusing with the GOP.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"YooHooo...Terry McAuliffe, we got yer future right here!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Always good to know yer enemy...Terry "The PUNK" McAuliffe's Bio

"Chairman McAuliffe has been a successful entrepreneur. He started his first business, McAuliffe Driveway Maintenance, when he was only 14 years old. From there, he has started dozens of companies in the fields of banking, insurance, marketing and real estate. McAuliffe is also an attorney, having received his J.D. from the Georgetown Law Center in 1984."

Lotta "successful entrepreneur"'s doin' the perp walk lately, and McAwful will not be an exception...MUD

[Landru]

Just a *friendly* review of yesterday's gridiron scores!!
All carefully recorded by this "Judge" on behalf of our two favorite son contestents; who're, locked in mortal combat to determine the outcome of *The* wager which hangs in the balance.

*The Deadskins fall in battle; while, the Steelers took the day off & as such?
Couldn't hurt themselves; any further.

The leaderboard, then:
Deadskins 2 wins : 1 loss
Steelers 0 wins : 2 losses

Mudboy Slim precariously hangs on to his two game lead, over the good sultan.
(~your guys really blew a chance for a whopping three game lead, son.)

This week #3 then, has now been officially *Certified*.

...that is all. :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Deadskins 2 wins : 1 loss"

As much as I'd like it to be true, the Skins are 1-2 and looking like serious also-rans.

But we shall recover...MUD

[Landru]

"As much as I'd like it to be true, the Skins are 1-2 and looking like serious also-rans."

How can that be??
I'd (somehow) thought Spurrier had two wins under his belt!!
Damn, boy.
I *Certified* this thing already!!

...I'm ruined - RUINED I tell ya!

[sultan88]

Since this is a most serious matter, let us all make sure of the correct standings:

Deadskins - 1 Win 2 Losses
Steelers - 0 Wins 2 Losses.

The teams are deadlocked in the all-important loss column.

Now, what the sultan really wants to know...which is the sorriest team in the NFL, Cincinnati or Washington??

[Mudboy Slim]

"I *Certified* this thing already!!"

Well, rules are rules...reckon we'll have to notify the NFL and get their faulty records corrected.

Tough luck, Sultan, but dems da breaks...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...which is the sorriest team in the NFL, Cincinnati or Washington??"

SHEEEESH...still talkin' smack despite bein' o'fer in the "W" column...Skins are just gettin' used to their new systems on both sides of the line, but Cowher proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he couldn't coach hisself outta a wet paper bag.

I got this bet won hands down!! Pittsburgh...HAH!!

MUD

[sultan88]

"I *Certified* this thing already!! "

Albeit an erroneous certification, requiring a recertification. I blame this egregious error on the fact that the previous (correct) certification of a week ago was placed on the now defunct Black X thread.

Landru, I must therefore exonerate you from all blame, with the condition that you publish a retraction.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...now defunct Black X thread."

Temporarily, I continue to hope...MUD

[Landru]

"The teams are deadlocked in the all-important loss column."

BWAHAAAA!!!
True, true...
(~& you guys were raggin' on me for *not* watching this slop, eh?)

"Albeit an erroneous certification, requiring a recertification."

Why that's exactly what *I* was thinking would suitably *fix* the gaff!!

"I blame this egregious error on the fact that the previous (correct) certification of a week ago was placed on the now defunct Black X thread."

Yes-yes...& I-I-I couldn't *reference* the data!
That be it, alright.
A *big* Salami, Salami, Balony for the honorable & all-wise sultan!

"Landru, I must therefore exonerate you from all blame, with the condition that you publish a retraction."

Consider the request my retraction, oh great & benevolent sultan.

...man that was easy! :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim

[Landru]

"Well, rules are rules...reckon we'll have to notify the NFL and get their faulty records corrected.
Tough luck, Sultan, but dems da breaks...LOL!!"

"LOL" myass!
I swear they'll have to bury you, using a corkscrew.
Gehezzzzz!

...Terrr-yyyy? Izzat you? :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...they'll have to bury you, using a corkscrew."

I'll take that as a testimony to my resiliance, my FRiend...as my lead guitarist once said, "Remind me never to git on yer bad side!!"

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It's Time to Focus" on Defeating the RATS!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eric I. Cantor, 7th District
Cantor, 39, is one of two Jewish Republicans in the House. That number is expected to drop to one if he is re-elected, because Rep. Benjamin A. Gilman of New York is retiring. Pro-defense and a staunch supporter of Israel, Cantor has developed a significant profile on Middle Eastern and Central Asian matters for a freshman. "On the Israeli issue, Eric is the first member I turn to," DeLay said in a statement first reported by the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call. "I trust and value his counsel." Cantor belongs to DeLay's whip team. He has spoken to such influential Jewish groups as the Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs and the American Israel Public Affairs Committee. Last year, Cantor won passage of a House resolution to congratulate Ariel Sharon on his election as prime minister of Israel. Separately, he introduced a bill to prohibit U.S. aid to the Palestinian Authority. Heading the Republican House Task Force on Terrorism and Unconventional Warfare, he issued a position paper denouncing Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat. Cantor belongs to the House International Relations Committee and has a passion for international affairs. Since Sept. 11, he sees that interest dovetailing with concerns of his constituents. "Before 9/11, their interests were not foreign affairs. And now with 9/11 that has changed," he said. On the home front, he fulfilled a campaign pledge by introducing a bill for a $1,000-per-child education tax credit. The proposal has not made it into law. Cantor helped secure a half-million dollars in an energy and water bill for security upgrades at the Richmond Water Treatment Plant. That bill has not been taken up by the full House yet.
"...Cantor, a lawyer and former developer, compiled a vote record in 2001 that ranked him as one of the 13 most conservative House members, tied for third place, according to the independent National Journal magazine. Schrock tied for fourth. Cantor faces a re-election challenge from former Democratic Rep. Ben L. Jones of Rappahannock County. Jones served two terms in Congress from Georgia."

Gotta admit that as a Southsider, I was a big Steve Martin proponent in the GOP Primary two years ago becuz the WestEnd GOPers always strike me as tending towards RINOism, but Cantor's been a pleasant surprise. JLA and I met Eric a few weeks ago and I couldn't help but get the impression that he's even more conservative then he lets on--and his voting record is 3rd-most conservative in the House apparently!! In our discussion, we expressed our dismay with RINO Jawn Wahnah, which Kantor seemed somewhat surprised by, but I get the feeling he'd support amultitude of tax cuts as well as Vouchers, MSA's and other legislation to devolve Power outta DeeCee and back to States, Localities, and Individuals.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? The Right ain't got no balls?
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for President?
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom Shall Ring!!
We shan't believe LIES...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil...
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers gonna educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, Right's gonna find out just where you've been!!
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie...
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, you shall FRY!!

Mudboy Slim