Well, if you ever plan on going beastial, count on me telling you something critical. This reminds me of that story from Canada a while back--the father who got put in jail for beating the crap out of his son with a tire iron for humping the dog. The son turned up in court with his wife "lady" --a full grown doberman--and proceeded to ask the judge to recognize the couple as legitimate. The judge made the dog leave. Thank God the Judge wasn't a libertarian, otherwise he would have shrugged his shoulder and said "who am I to tell you who to marry!"
I hadn't planned on it, but thanks for
recounting your experience. :)