Slim smiled. "You think humans smell bad? You remind me of a busted cesspool in August. It's no wonder you like to hang around with LBB."
The mushroom shrugged, the motion causing globs of mucus to slide down his stalk. "The effluvium of my splendid species is part of our glory. And it's something we share with LBB, the only one of your kind whose emanations are pleasing to us."
"Then you might not want to help me," Slim said. "I'm looking for LBB's integrity. It would have been a small thing -- probably not noticable by most people, but someone's who hung around him enough might spot it regularly.
"And besides, there's a C-spot in it for you if you can lead me to it."
The fungus shifted uneasily in its seat.