Iraqi buildup near border puts Kuwait on heightened alert

We are preparing for this emergency by coordinating a large shipment of marshmallows for the troops to enjoy while these ingrates are slaughtered.

Phone call in the White House:

Kuwaiti Prince: "Hallow? Meester Boosh? Eet's Saddam, he's preparing to invade us again..."

GWB : "I'm sorry... I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name, number and the type of ordinance being used to burn your country and sorry *ss into ashes I'll be sure to call you at my earliest convenience..."

Really, do they expect us to care after their behavior after 9/11? Hope they bring lots of cash when they come here to hide.

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