forget internet skills . . . totally irrelevant in this instance.
Keep an eye open for garage sales. You can probably find Ouija Boards for less than a buck. Good luck.
BTW . . . when you get your Ouija Board do me a favor please. Ask this question - "Have veronica and dennisw ever kissed?" Feel free to investigate the personal lives of denny and veronica at any other level but if "sensitive" data is accumulated perhaps you might waaaant to distribute it via FreepMail . . . privacy issues and such . . .