[jigsaw]

Gee, maybe I'll head down there with my "I'm a Proud Conservative" T-shirt just to see how much real diversity they'll tolerate.

MAYBE they'll let me teach! Yeah, that's it! That's what they'll let me do, all those loving souls. They might even give me a government stipend to do it, too!

Maybe I've died and gone to Heaven!

Ooops - I moved to Ithaca. Apparently I was resusitated and went to Hell.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Bruce Springsteen's new album has a song called "My City of Ruin."

Hmmm...there might be parody potential there....