[Orual]

And Ms. Malveaux said, "I don't celebrate the Fourth of July. I get up in the morning and read Frederick Douglass's "The Meaning of July Fourth for the Negro" and then I grouse for the rest of the day... I did that last year. I'll do it this year."

And what do you do on Martin Luther King's birthday, Orual? First, I never take it off as a holiday because it was an artifically created one, like Kwaanza. I work, I did it last year, I'll do it this year. One change, though, after reading what this crapulous, old, ungrateful thing said, I'll put up her picture next year and invite all my friends to give it the celebratory accolades it deserves.

[aculeus]

And Ms. Malveaux said, "I don't celebrate the Fourth of July.... "

Right! Let's celebrate a nation where this happens.