[COB1]

When I go skinny dippin' I put my hat and boots on when I get out.
That way I'm disguised as a killdee.

(Yeah, I know - you don't know what a killdee looks like.
Well, imagine a buzzard on stilts!)

[LadyX]

"Well, imagine a buzzard on stilts!"

YIKES!!
That one is hard to handle..:)))

(and where ya gonna put the John Wayne belt buckle?
yew'd need a mighty long lasso to get around that waist!)