I'm in. 53 posted on 7/26/02 12:21 AM Pacific by nunya bidnessHey, that's two of us!! At two bucks a pop, all we need is another 48 FReepers and we've raised our contribution $$$ by a hundred bucks a month for extra Storage.
And it makes sense, too!!
- The Buchananistas always loved Traficant, 'cause he always voted Tariffs and Minimum Wage -- not very capitalistic, but it fit his Representative Guido "little guy" schtick just fine.
- And the Capitalists oughtta love Traficant all the same, 'cause he's always voted against the IRS and in favor of Tax Cuts -- if only to save his own hide. You gotta love that!!
- What's more, the Tin-Foil-Hatters (if they contribute any cash to FR, which I kinda doubt) always loved Traficant, because there is no conspiracy theory whatsoever which Traficant did not entertain -- on the floor of Congress, no less!!
- FR's humorists loved Traficant for obvious reasons -- he was a Clown.
- And the Anarchists loved Traficant for much the same reason -- he made the rest of Government look like Clowns as well.
Archive Traficant!! He's gonna be permanently locked up for all posterity; the least we can do, is do the same for his One-Minute Speeches!!
I yield back the jailhouse rock of the Funniest Congressman in modern history.