Size of the ego: 5.5 Donald Trumps
Dissenters per square footage: 4.2/ft.
Height of the Absurdity: 
(infinity)
Donors fleeced: 1.34 million.
Number of priests that will fit around the altar: 10 directly, 300 in the presbyterium
Number of priests ordained in Los Angeles in the last three years: 10 directly, but 300 womyn are waiting in the presbyterium
General description of the ceiling: ugly.