[Skwidd]

Go lick some judge's boots.

Heh. So they guy pays some unintended consequences for his crime (and make no mistake about it, is a crime to disobey a court order), and that makes me a bootlicker?

Some expert advice about not going to jail, from Jim Carrey, "Don't break the law, a**hole!"

[southern rock]

and that makes me a bootlicker?

Of the highest order. Enjoy the taste.

[Conservative til I die]

So, like, do you tell your wife pithy cliches like "If you don't wanna do the time then don't do the crime" before you beat her???