Her mother decided that 10-year-old Susie should get something practical for her birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
Susie was delighted.
"It's your account," Susie's mother said as they entered at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Susie was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of your former bank." With just a slight hesitation, she put down "Piggy."
Here's hoping for a delightful day for all.