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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-23-02
Billie and Mama_Bear
Posted on 07/23/2002 6:30:17 AM PDT by Mama_Bear
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To: mtngrl@vrwc
I'd be happy to show you how to link to a sound file. FReepmail me and we'll talk, k?
To: whoever
I see you're in good form, 'who'. : )
I'm glad you're here. Missed you yesterday.
To: COB1
I caught Little Willie sneakin' out of the pasture last night with his dancin' clothes on. He was goin' over to the South Forty to romance the girl cows. Hi, coby - Little Willie's looking good. She wants to dance with him.:)
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:22:29 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: mtngrl@vrwc; SiFiPattie
Here's a "Bucky" look-a-like for your next FReep.
To: Billie; ST.LOUIE1; whoever
Late morning greetings.
Coach has taken me out of the game and put me on the 15-day disabled list.
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; Mama_Bear; daisyscarlett
..Missed you yesterday. ..Why, thank you, Mr. Saint.
Monday is 'field trip' day here at the "Home". They take us out for a picnic, to a musuem, a ballgame, a rock'n'roll concert........
You get the idea.
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:40:04 AM PDT
by
whoever
To: Diver Dave
..Coach has taken me out of the game and put me on the 15-day disabled list. .. I am sorry to hear this, Diver.
However, will that allow you more time here with us?
Please do take care of yourself. You are very important and we need you in our daily lives.
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:44:01 AM PDT
by
whoever
To: Freedom'sWorthIt
What clever captions, Freedom'sWorthIt!!
My best to you always, good friend..:)))
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:45:44 AM PDT
by
LadyX
To: ST.LOUIE1; COB1; LadyX; Mama_Bear; daisyscarlett; Aquamarine; ru4liberty; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; ...
I took a quick poll of a few girls to see what they thought of the idea, and alas..... 'chicks' just don't dig Coby.Oh? Just who did you poll? LOL!
SIGH! Oh, COBY
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:46:49 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: ST.LOUIE1; LadyX
RESIST those impulses, Wolfie.... ....next, you'll be calling her Billy Goat!! LOL
Good one! LOL! I'll do it!
Then u vil pay...:)))
Hmmmmm....maybe I won't. : )Actually, I sorta figured "William" would be next. :)
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:48:56 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: whoever
That is beautiful, who. And we missed you yesterday.
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:50:58 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: Billie
..Oh? Just who did you poll?.. Sure didn't poll me. I love COB1.
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:53:30 AM PDT
by
whoever
To: Billie; COB1
Just a
snippet was all I could find of this tune.
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; Mama_Bear; daisyscarlett; Freedom'sWorthIt; COB1
Speaking of your 'quick' poll, laughing here at your 'quick' mind and hand, Louie..:)))
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:57:08 AM PDT
by
LadyX
To: Billie; viligantcitizen; sauropod; The Thin Man; blackie; ppaul; philman_36; dansangel
Thanks, Billie.
HOW IT HAPPENED
And God populated the earth with
broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach, green and yellow
vegetables of all kinds,
so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's.
And McDonald's brought forth the
99-cent double-cheeseburger.
And Satan said to Man,
"You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Supersize them."
And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt,
that woman might keep her figure that
man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth chocolate.
And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth ice cream.
And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent your heart
healthy vegetables and olive oil with
which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried
steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds and his
bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth
running shoes and Man
resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV
with remote control so Man would
not have to toil to change channels
between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds.
And God said,
"You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato,
a vegetable naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin
and sliced the starchy center into chips
and deep-fat fried them.
And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control
and ate the potato chips
swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created
quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMO's
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posted on
07/23/2002 11:57:27 AM PDT
by
whoever
To: Diver Dave
Coach has taken me out of the game
and put me on the 15-day disabled list.Good one! LOL!
Glad you could sneak away from his prying eyes. : )
To: Billie
Oh? Just who did you poll? LOL! Oh, ok.....just Louie.
To: whoever
..Missed you yesterday...Why, thank you, Mr. Saint.Everyone misses you when you're absent. : )
Monday is 'field trip' day here at the "Home".
They take us out for a picnic, to a musuem, a ballgame, a rock'n'roll concert........
I'd like to check into your 'home'. Sounds like fun! LOL
To: mtngrl@vrwc
Thank you for all that you do to help spread conservative values in this country. Your work has helped people all over the country. Afterall, as one example, I could do very little here in Texas to help oust Condit. But you did your part and it paid off. Thanks.
To: LadyX
Speaking of your 'quick' poll,
laughing here at your 'quick' mind and hand, Louie..:)))Thank you, pretty Lady. : )
But be very careful of the "quick hand". : )
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