I think we have a hybrid phenomenon taking place right before our eyes.
It may actually be possible for a threadjackal and a Van-Damned-if-I-Know to exist within the same person.
I guess it's a "damnedthreadjackal".
Perfect
Tell me some more about the folks you know who collect violent kiddie rape videos, and how it's just nice normal behavior, totally typical, and doesn't mean a thing.
And let's run through the unrefuted blood DNA, fibers, fingerprints, "eccentric" laundry behavior, etc.
"Why, it must be the greatest series of coincidences since OJ was framed!"