[FresnoDA]

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

Sweet Young Thang - FDA

You walked into Dad's Cafe
Like you were walking into Club Cee Bee...
Your blouse strategically unbuttoned below your navel
Your pants looked like they, were sprayed on...
You had one eye on the billiards
As you ordered a cran-berry drink
And all the girls and the boys think that they'll be your partner
They'll be your partner, and

Sweet, Young Thang
You probably think this song is about you
Sweet, Young Thang
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You had me several years ago
At a Halloween party it was grand...
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that swinging was really not bad...
But you gave away the things you loved
To all that would ask for it free.
I had some thoughts they were, multi colored condoms.
Multi colored condoms and....

Sweet, Young Thang
You probably think this song is about you
Sweet, Young Thang
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

I had some thoughts they were, multi colored condoms.
Multi colored condoms and....

Sweet, Young Thang
You probably think this song is about you
Sweet, Young Thang
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear she moved down, to ole Orlando
Her flying career, it was done...
Then she flew on a Lear jet to Boston it's told
To see if the lap clubs were hiring'
Well, you're legs will get you in the door
And if not, you know what to do...
Some other gals husband or wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

Sweet, Young Thang
You probably think this song is about you
Sweet, Young Thang
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

[Henrietta]

Fres, you have "ruined" so many good songs...stop, please, hon!