[Aurelius]

"This yankee here is offering full apology for my ancestors horrible acts of bringing electricty, running water and indoor plumbing, and pavement for your roads."

Your ancestors did that? Did they cart it down themselves?

[Poohbah]

No, my ancestors just paid for it.

[TexConfederate1861]

No...they probably STOLE it from some well-to-do Southerner!


(sarcasm)

[jwh_Denver]

Your ancestors did that? Did they cart it down themselves?

No they trucked it down. Had some problems in the South where there was nothing but dirt roads.

I lived in Mississippi for a year and I couldn't believe how stupid the people were there. I learned real quick do not tell a joke more complicated that "why did the chicken cross the road" because I'd get this stupified look of pure no clue what I was talking about. I don't blame them for being stupid, I just figure the heat and humidity fried their brains.