Unfortunately, I feel that there's enough more CBD companies out there to drive the Dow down to 3000 before the November elections. As that happens, everything dries up, the usual safe haven of bonds becomes unsafe because of the nature of the collapse (cooked books), and the crash you talk about likely becomes reality.
The only good thing about real estate is that you can live on it, and if you have enough of it, you can grow what you need to eat on it. That's quite a bit more than you can say about stocks and bonds.
A kindred spirit. Seen these?
'Fannie and Freddie Were Lenders': U.S. Real Estate Bubble Nears Its End
Where will the Money go? Got an answer? I don't.
Given that it is imaginary, it will go away. You might want to hold some of the real stuff, a mix of fiat with a touch of gold should be ok.
Profitable tech companies that are accustomed to making money in deflationary enviroments might also be a good idea. Applied Materials, for instance, once they stabilize.
Energy companies that are exempt from de-regulation fiascos. Suburban Propane, for example.
Foreign banks, ANZ has nice exposure to Asia with the safety of New Zealand.
I assume any intelligent person is massively short by this point.
I expect debt and real estate to be fairly lethal. Avoid them.
What else? Throwing rocks, fertile women, SS109 ??