[lodwick]

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" When the dice landed, she yelled..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!", jumped up and down, hugged each of the dealers, picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

[Mama_Bear]

Sorry for forgetting to link to today's thread. Anyone who is still wandering around on Monday's thread.......come on over.....

We're over here!

[blackie]

I hate it when my wife does that...sigh... :o)