To: tomkow6
He's home, I'll go get him. LOL Are they CLEAN jokes????? hmmmmmmmm?????????
To: kneezles
How to tell if your Pilot is Drunk...
10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares.
9. In between "May I" and "have your attention" there's a 45 minute
pause.
8. He's constantly yelling, "Take that, Red Baron!"
7. Shuttle from New York to Boston includes stopover in Colombia
6. His co-pilot: Robert Downey Jr.
5. For the last hour, he's been riding the beverage cart like a rodeo
cowboy.
4. Keeps coming on the P.A. to point out clouds that look like his old
high school teachers.
3. His wings are pinned to his bare chest.
2. When you fly over international date line, he yells, "Dude! We're,
like, time traveling!"
1. When he exhales, the oxygen masks drops.
346 posted on
07/22/2002 4:48:54 PM PDT by
tomkow6
To: SassyMom; kneezles
Patient: "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm Mickey
Mouse. And other times, I think I'm Donald Duck."
Psychiatrist: "How long have you been having these
Disney spells?"
348 posted on
07/22/2002 4:50:18 PM PDT by
tomkow6
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