[gcruse]

China trying get back Taiwan and making fort things around Spratleys and massing at the borders missiles leaves unlaughter in round-eyes. Higher atop, China put another Great Wall across internet keep people not surf outside world.
Not unusual occidental anxious. Knocking it off, exemplary.

[timpad]

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Think they'd get it?

[FreedomPoster]

LOL! Well put!

Did you write that yourself as-is, or did you write normal english and then do a Babelfish translation to Chinese and back? ;-)