[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Conservative Kansas squirrels? How do you know that they are conservative? Did they have a Bush sign outside their den? I started to suggest that perhaps they voted for Bush but we don't want to give the liberals any more ideas on how they can stuff the ballot box. Hey, wait a minute isn't Rocky the flying squirrel from Kansas?

We won't accept any squirrels into the state until proof is shown that they are true conservatives. We have enough liberal squirrels in California as it is.

[mjaneangels@aolcom]

I thought you wanted squirrels that came from locations that had conservative people in it (like Kansas). I didn't realize you were getting that picky about the political leanings of the squirrels too.

[Maccabee-AJB]

Hey, Jonah Goldberg says his dog chases squirrels in NYC who are "Jacobin socialists," so why not?