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To: chadsworth
We need to find what level that is and hire the next level up to Freep with us after starving them for a few days.

Since California is known for its bountiful harvest I recognize fruits and nuts when I see them. Now we all know that there is a huge squirrel population in the Fresno area. I do believe that squirrels eat both fruits and nuts when available. I started to suggest that we utilize the squirrel population from Fresno State, but their squirrels are acustom to liberal fruits and nuts, so that wouldn't work. We will have obtain them from a conservative location in the mountains.

Can you hear the news brief "Mysterious starving squirrels attack war protesters in Fresno, details at 11".

67 posted on 07/20/2002 3:46:09 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked
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To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
Since California is known for its bountiful harvest I recognize fruits and nuts when I see them. Now we all know that there is a huge squirrel population in the Fresno area. I do believe that squirrels eat both fruits and nuts when available. I started to suggest that we utilize the squirrel population from Fresno State, but their squirrels are acustom to liberal fruits and nuts, so that wouldn't work. We will have obtain them from a conservative location in the mountains.

My dog likes to chase the squirrels up trees. Would you settle for some from Kansas? We are not exactly mountain country, but we are conservative.

73 posted on 07/20/2002 8:04:15 PM PDT by mjaneangels@aolcom
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