I thought I'd heard it all, but to know now that God will not listen to any prayers but the Fullly Immersed fundamentalists, now there's a new height. For fun, I like perusing the Landover Baptist site.
How about the Lightly Sprinkled "fundamentalists"??? (Lutherans believe the method of baptism is adiophora, as long as the Word and water are used - most use a small baptismal font rather than a dunking tank, although both are valid means to baptise.)
By the way, which part of "I [Jesus] am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." (John 14:6) don't you understand? If you pray to God in Jesus' name, He will hear you.