[Poohbah]

Why do I have this strange feeling that you don't have kids???

First, I have a daughter. My wife watches her like a hawk.

As for your strange feelings, I think you should keep those between yourself and a competent psychiatrist or psychologist.

[spokanite]

Wow, I must learn some tips from your wife! How is she able to shower and watch her child, how is she able to watch her throughout the night, how is she able to watch her at school?

You know, I just have to get a few hours of sleep each night or I don't function too well, plus I don't think I can share the shower with my three children. It would get a little crowded! ;-)