So I was right all along. You guys just didn't know it..
Ah; one of those "vacuously true" scams...... pretty sneaky of you. You probably are hiding something behind the 1st Amendment, or the 2nd Law of Thermo, or something like that.
I am hiding behind the 3'rd Law of Robotics. Or maybe it was the 4'th Horseman of the Apocalypse. No, it was the 5'th element. The sixth sense? The 7'th seal?
I give up, but I'm hiding something somewhere, you can be sure of it...