[APBaer]

It looks like they ran it up the flagpole to see who would salute, and instead thought they spotted an enraged citizenry with pitchforks and torches.

[Howie]

Your screen name seems more appropriate theses days than ever!

[browardchad]

"The Department of Justice is discussing participation with several industry groups whose workers are ideally suited to help in the anti-terrorism effort because their routines allow them to recognize unusual events and have expressed a desire for a mechanism to report these events to authorities," said the site.

Ghostbusters!

[Jhoffa_]

Sig Heil!

[Jhoffa_]

HEY! Maybe they can recruit UPS to do it!

(since they already have the shirts.. )

[Jhoffa_]

Also, officials have refused to explain how a federal informant program could pass constitutional muster, while a similar state or local program likely would not.

Can you explain why this would be unconstitutional on both a State and Federal level?

I know FEDGOV has no right to do this, but the states? What gives?

[ibme]

How about...

MIPS

Misgovernment Information and Prevention System

[Byron_the_Aussie]

..officials say the program will rely on worker-informants...

[Byron_the_Aussie]

"Attention, clean-up squad : another Homeland Security mess, aisle 3."