I recall some of the tales of FReepers who have used similar tactics, for example the classic "police" command to clintoon to "back away from the intern, and come out with your pants up." Those tactics could be useful...
The best one I heard is to count along with the socialist-anarchists when they chant "1 - 2 - 3 - 4" and continue up to "5".
It's a great diversionary tactic.