Here you are, o keeper of the treasures of things FReepish. I don't necessarily claim to adhere to all that the esteemed John Sailhammer purports, but I do think he's on to some things.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/894851/posts
or...
http://www.probe.org/docs/genesis.html
Genesis Unbound
Me neither. Personally, I'm more of a Monty Python fan.